Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so (11/365)

[white_hart]

I have been having a vague and woolly sort of a day in which I have kept being surprised to find that it was allegedly Monday, as my brain was convinced that it was either Tuesday or a surprise extra day of the working week which followed on directly from last Friday. Given this, I thought I might have to give up on my intention to post every day after only ten days due to lacking the ability to string a coherent change of thought together. But then I remembered that I have a paid account, and that means I can post polls, so I am posting a very silly poll instead.

Poll #25125 It's about time

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 43

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Do you know what day it is today?

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Yes
32 (74.4%)

No
4 (9.3%)

Well, I thought I did, but now you mention it I need to double-check...
6 (14.0%)

Time is irrelevant
1 (2.3%)

How long ago was 1997?

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A couple of years
5 (11.6%)

About ten years
23 (53.5%)

Exactly 23 years
12 (27.9%)

Sometime in the Dark Ages
3 (7.0%)

Are you always:

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early?
10 (23.8%)

late?
5 (11.9%)

exactly on time, but only because I turn up really early and walk around the block?
15 (35.7%)

on time in a parallel universe?
12 (28.6%)

Are you:

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a lark
10 (23.3%)

an owl
15 (34.9%)

a golden eagle
5 (11.6%)

a velociraptor
8 (18.6%)

SEWIWEIC
5 (11.6%)

What time is love?

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Comments

[girlyswot]

This is the content I am here for! Silliness and polls.