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Because A Perfect United Kingdom is not enough we need The Best Experts (The Expert Dreamers) to build a Future beyond imagination, so unbelievable and extraordinary that not a single person on the surface of Planet Earth ever thought it possible in our lifetime. This is why we are contacting 415.142 Experts among the most talented Britons. We can move beyond Hopeless Denial and Frustration to circumvent the establishment and launch a new governance paradigm in which a perfect government is not enough. We have called this new paradigm post-politics, in which creativity, knowledge and imagination are used to construct the best possible long-term future for All Britons.

Ah bless. Poor dear deluded spammer, don't you know that Britain has had enough of experts?

Date: 2016-12-05 11:53 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ylla.livejournal.com
Are these the people who are living in the moon? They seem to have stopped emailing me!

(What will they do with 0.142 of an expert, do you think? Or is that someone who only knows a little bit?)

Date: 2016-12-05 02:08 pm (UTC)
ext_8151: (confuse)
From: [identity profile] ylla.livejournal.com
Ahh, they were writing to the moon:

Following your specific instructions as pre-recorded in my consciousness in 2210 prior to time-travelling to present time on Earth and as part of my mission to take Humanity following the shortest time path possible to the World of Decemland, I am filing this Second Report to The Moon on February 20 2015.

Over the past two months some of the World’s most extraordinary women and men have spoken through me to a global audience of 5 and a half million Experts in every corner of Planet Earth. From Albert Einstein to Charles Chaplin, from Marie Curie to Charles Dickens, these extraordinary women and men speak to Humanity from The Moonfort inside the Moon’s core. They are teaching us the lessons of history so that we as a Human family choose to start the most exciting journey towards Decemland, the Land of Ten Percent.


They had 404.327 experts when they last emailed me!

Date: 2016-12-05 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alitheapipkin.livejournal.com
But at least more entertaining than my usual trying to flog me lab equipment spam ;)

Date: 2016-12-06 08:32 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] ylla.livejournal.com
Yes, they're quite imaginatively mad. I used to look forward to the next installment!

Date: 2016-12-06 01:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wellinghall.livejournal.com
Um ... what?? That is very strange!

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