Sloth. I don't believe this requires any deep explanation. I'm slow, frequently late and bewildered by this fact, my nails always seem too long (to me at least), there may or may not be moths in my hair (though probably not algae), surprisingly I can swim, occasionally I forget where my limbs are and fall out of my tree (so to speak).

Last week we had Monday followed by four consecutive Fridays then a one day weekend which may have been either Saturday or Sunday--either way it was a shorter than an average day. (The weekend just gone was quite a long time ago, perhaps even the week before last.)